return my video game
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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