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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....

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(706): View more from Georgia

he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline

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(989): View more from Michigan

I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit

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(805): View more from California

How much is that going to cost?

(1-805): View more from California

A lot of beer.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.

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(760): View more from California

should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool

(601): View more from Mississippi

Why are you moving a carpet?

(760): View more from California

it's unimportant

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(903): View more from Texas

You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.

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