i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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