My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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