So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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