you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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