thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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