your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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