I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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