Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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