Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
not ubering you a puppy
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
