He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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