i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
How naked do you want me to be?
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