In the future we'll all be gay
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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