I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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