We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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