My hair reeks of homosexuality.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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