this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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