if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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