i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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