Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Randomize
