I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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