why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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