Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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