Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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