Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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