Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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