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• (253): View more from Washington

  Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

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• (310): View more from California

  Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position

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• (516): View more from New York

  I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background

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• (516): View more from New York

  you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining

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  I think that would solve a million problems

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• (607): View more from New York

  Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped

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