I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.