Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.