did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?