I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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