can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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