Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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