i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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