She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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