coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
