id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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