Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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