Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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