Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
MIDGETS
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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