Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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