So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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