I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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