We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
