it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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