btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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