Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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