I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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