Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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