Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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