also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You are the jesus of drinking
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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