Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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