just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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