My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Is it because I queefed?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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