It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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