You were right. It hurts to walk today.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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