What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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